Wasn't Me: Cat Mischief

Shove their stuff off the table. When they turn, freeze and look innocent.

You're a cat. Your human is busy. Their stuff is on the table.Hold and slide to sneak along the table and shove things off: the vase, the snow globe, the phone with no case. Every crash has a price, and the bill keeps growing.But crashes are loud. When your human hears something, their head starts to turn. Let go, freeze, and put on your most innocent face. If they turn around while your paw is on the phone, you…